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SLUG CHRIST - SAINT CHARLES.
The Slug Christ has been lying to you. He is not who he has always claimed to be, but merely a half to a greater whole. 13.8 billion years ago, The Slug and The Christ were one, however without the syzygy of their respective counterpart both were flung in opposite directions. The Slug descended into Samsara and mortal folly while The Christ ascended into the highest of spatial dimensions and utter insanity. Christ, in all his l*st and immoral hunger, sends unto us a “Savior”. The Messiah of the 3rd Dimension, The Demagogue Demigod, beloved by all and to all a grand deceiver, a digestive system in which all the souls of humanity will willingly rot- One; Saint Charles.